Email from Wasilla
J. D. Pendry
I just got this email from friends of mine. It was sent to them from someone who lives in Wasilla, Alaska and knows Sarah Palin….
It started with one glowing email, which was rather short and Sarah Palin admiring in its content. Then they began to morph into lengthy dissertations complete with statistics and all of the scary reasons why Governor Palin should not be a “heartbeat away” from the Presidency. With Nan Pelosi sitting two heartbeats away, I do not know why anyone would think that tired expression is frightening to me. These emails are now arriving in my mailbox with somber notices at the beginning, “I just received this from some friends who received it from this lady who lives in Wasilla and knows Governor Palin. Read it and make your own judgment.” And I do, I hit the delete button and send that puppy straight to cyber heaven or possibly it heads in a more southerly cyber direction. I cannot believe what I read in the media most of the time so I reckon I will pass on the content of unsolicited emails from sources I do not know (the mainstream media quotes these as unnamed sources) that likely originated in the same Chicago basement as the banned book email hoax did. To quote Barack Hopenchange Obama, “Enough! Enough!”
I have heard so much outright lunacy over the past few days that I am not quite sure how to sort it all out, but you know that I am prone to try.
Matt Damon, who spends his working life memorizing lines from a script and pretending to be someone else offers that Sarah Palin being the Vice President and a “heartbeat away” (that truly is an annoying expression) is absurd. Damon said it sounded like a bad Disney movie, “Hockey Mom Becomes Vice President.” Well Matthew, I suppose most of us have not reached the intellectual heights achieved by you and your esteemed Hollywood colleagues. But, you know what Matthew? Many of us intellectually deficient commoners enjoy Disney movies. We can watch them with our children or grandchildren sitting on our knees and not worry that they will be subjected to a steady stream of Hollywood profanity. Matthew, do you know what the social message usually is in Disney movies? Little girl can grow up, get married, raise a family, become a governor and maybe even a President one day. Besides, we already heard you announce your support for the candidate with which you have much in common, you know, memorizing scripts and pretending to be someone you are not.
John McCain lowered his IQ a few notches this week with an appearance on The View. I suggest they might want to rename that program to The View from the Insane Asylum. Whoopi Goldberg, after hearing John McCain say that he would appoint Supreme Court Justices who strictly interpret the Constitution, asked if she should be concerned about being returned to slavery (when were you ever there Whoopi, just to be curious). I am guessing that Whoopi, a well known Hollywood intellectual, did not learn about that Constitutional amendment during her educational pursuits. No Ms. Goldberg, the only thing you need to worry about is Ms. Walters not giving you your medication before the program starts each day.
Then there is this jewel of liberal intellect. Congressman Steve Cohen, a Democrat from Tennessee, from the floor of Congress no less tells us if it is real change we want, then we need to vote for a Democrat. Because, he points out, Jesus Christ was a Community Organizer and Pontius Pilate was a Governor. That is more than just plain stupid; it is also hugely offensive unless of course you are Donna Brazille or Susan Sarandon who parroted those comments.
By now you must know about Saul Alinsky, or maybe not. Saul Alinsky, a leftist Marxist, wrote a book that is the field manual for community organizers titled, Rules for Radicals. Mr. Alinsky dedicated his book to “…the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom. – Lucifer.” Senator Obama was trained in the Alinsky method and even taught workshops for the institution founded by Alinsky. So, applying liberal logic, Jesus used the methods of a Marxist who dedicated his lessons to Lucifer. Yep, that will sell well out here where we cling to our Bibles and guns.
Have you noticed that being a Christian is only a problem if you are a Republican? No, I am not going to get into Wright and Fleger. Have you noticed how the media and others have tried to paint Governor Palin as some sort of religious fanatic? Like Congressman Cohen’s idiotic remark, it shows how little these people actually know. Sarah Palin, and I listened to the whole recording, did not say that the Iraq War was our mission from God. What she said is what Christians do every day. That is that we pray that what we do is God’s will for us - his plan, not that we pretend to know what it is, only that we will be led there by Him. Is that one too hard for you to understand Charlie Gibson? Maybe Matt Damon can straighten you out on that topic.
Anyway, I got this email from a guy on the South Side of Chicago who knew Barack Hopenchange Obama. He told me how Senator Obama got his competition disqualified from the ballot when he ran for state senate, then how he managed to have his US Senate opponent’s divorce records made public….
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September 14th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Was that the same email I got making sure everyone knows BHO swings both ways and Michelle has had 5 abortions?